You should also add that automakers jack up the PRICE on shit people say they want. Most people don’t enjoy being gouged to get what they want, so they pass. Then, automakers drop the options “because people didn’t buy (the stupid overpriced shit)“.

They are also sold next to Dion’s Qwik Chik and the jalapeno poppers.

How many Twingos could fit in your yard, David?

This is how you do it.

I loved the rusty floor-mount high beam switch. Worked great when stuck on high beams.

Should have borrowed your Mom’s Plymouth Horizon with studded snows. My mom’s car handled that shit with ease. (I used to live above Aiko’s on Caroline and swapped her my Celica for the winter)

Being from the Adirondacks, I hope you used the handbrake in a manual car to prevent rolling backward into me on a hill start. (Wait, what were you driving? Was it that blue Subaru Justy?)

So a rebuild, with maybe beefier head studs (to fix the helicoil) may be an option?

Is “number matching” really a concern here?

Fish lips, so normal.

I would buy this for my oldest son as a form of contraceptive.

It’s a free loan to the bank.

I could tell when my kid’s class had a birthday party celebration solely by the colors of his poop. Red frosting made me think he had intestinal bleeding tho. Not cool, parents. Stick to blue or green.

We understand babies got herpes from grown men sucking baby’s dicks.

David refuses to look at rust-free southern vehicles. (He says it’s not a fetish (but of course it’s a fetish).

I will stop reclining when the airlines install non-reclining seats.

Recline your seat and tell everyone you didn’t get a flu shot. You’ll win.

Men in China fucking spit everywhere. So, maybe they could cut that shit out a bit.

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How much fishing did you get in?