If one of those dreams came true, you’d have a bad case of Chlamydia.

3. He will crash into you.

If I found myself driving a car like this I’d almost certainly be wearing only a thong and a gold chain.

Shitheads would still fuck it up. Just another reason we look forward to the Canadian snowbirds arrival.

Looked like the SUV was trying to make a left, so not a valid move.

Is Ford turning into a “Only Liverwurst Sandwiches” shop?

The old Ranger with a hard tonneau cover was the cheapest thing you could rent from Budget for a long time. 

I can get behind this.

Writers like it because it’s a guaranteed article, twice a year.

“Taking a nap in the middle of the day can throw off your circadian rhythm and ultimately make getting on the “new” time even harder. “

One of the dealerships in my hometown ran a special: “Buy a truck, get a free Yugo!” for a few years.

I think my Aunt and Uncle had to burn their Chevy wagon after our trip to Maine. I told them I can’t ride backward, so they were warned.

Don’t forget the opposing side by side rear seats, like those found in my parents’ Ford LTD Country Squire. (FYI - same as shown)

Rick Harrison: “I can’t offer anything now because I don’t know what it is, but if you let me call a buddy, he’ll come down and let me know me all about it. Can you wait here for a bit?”

Sounds like you need to get in and move it for him. 

In my neighborhood, almost everyone has 1 or 2-car garages. They also have normal sized cars that could fit them.

The Priazzo came to our local Pizza Hut for a short time. My family actually went out to dine-in to try it. Then it was gone. Years later, the Pizza Hut had a “car show”/cruise-in in the parking lot. My Dad was allowed to do a huge burnout in his racecar in the parking lot (with police approval). The P’Zone sucked.

The name dropping in your post reminds me of discussions about where to order pizza with my Chicago in-laws.

The new naming convention is Phuq’d.

Get off the highway and surf traffic lights on the surface streets?