Pets and babies don’t get Daylight Savings Time.

The Illuminati, CFR and the Tri-Lateral Commission find that your mind is more pliable and open to suggestion if your circadian rhythms are disturbed twice a year. Stop asking why and just accept it. Take the chip.

So? Who cares?

If you drink enough water, everybody will leak.

If you are behind me with brights on, I will adjust my rear-view to redirect your high beams right back into your eyes.

$ = $500 (Price each)

Did your Mom write this article for you?

Won’t somebody think about the poor middlemen?

The older lady with the hat that works at the Pine Island Publix in Davie, FL would come in last place. In addition to being the shittiest bagger, she’s oblivious to subtle clues. I have to basically tell her, “You suck and I don’t want you touching my groceries. Go away!”

You know the Speed0 & gold chain boomers would hang a pair of Harley Davidson outboards off the back of their Scarab if they could.

I would have to check out the smell inside first.

You should also add that automakers jack up the PRICE on shit people say they want. Most people don’t enjoy being gouged to get what they want, so they pass. Then, automakers drop the options “because people didn’t buy (the stupid overpriced shit)“.

They are also sold next to Dion’s Qwik Chik and the jalapeno poppers.

How many Twingos could fit in your yard, David?

This is how you do it.

I loved the rusty floor-mount high beam switch. Worked great when stuck on high beams.

Should have borrowed your Mom’s Plymouth Horizon with studded snows. My mom’s car handled that shit with ease. (I used to live above Aiko’s on Caroline and swapped her my Celica for the winter)

Being from the Adirondacks, I hope you used the handbrake in a manual car to prevent rolling backward into me on a hill start. (Wait, what were you driving? Was it that blue Subaru Justy?)

So a rebuild, with maybe beefier head studs (to fix the helicoil) may be an option?

Is “number matching” really a concern here?