Fish lips, so normal.

I would buy this for my oldest son as a form of contraceptive.

It’s a free loan to the bank.

I could tell when my kid’s class had a birthday party celebration solely by the colors of his poop. Red frosting made me think he had intestinal bleeding tho. Not cool, parents. Stick to blue or green.

David refuses to look at rust-free southern vehicles. (He says it’s not a fetish (but of course it’s a fetish).

I will stop reclining when the airlines install non-reclining seats.

Recline your seat and tell everyone you didn’t get a flu shot. You’ll win.

Men in China fucking spit everywhere. So, maybe they could cut that shit out a bit.

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How much fishing did you get in?

Who cares?

No mustard on a QP.

Is that because GM has a prototype fetish? They seem to build cool stuff with no intention of ever selling it.

Epstein used a body double to fake his death and after cosmetic surgery, is now living it up somewhere without an extradition policy.

I looked at the Craigslist ad, saw it was located in Lehigh Acres, and understood every thing.

If you have self serve gas pumps, why do you need a guy to pump your gas and run your card?

Obviously it’s a taxi union job. It doesn’t need to make economic sense.

Just go ahead and get your SSN tattooed on your wrist and forehead.

“cover (a plane surface) by repeated use of a single shape, without gaps or overlapping”