SS Pierce, of course.

According to Crocodile Dundee, the barramundi is a bloody big fish.

You should try working with Caterpillar shop drawings.

Is that what you tell your friends after you pinch their Zs?

Two drinks at the bar pre-flight and a Valium.

At least the wheel arches are mostly round.

Did you have to eat straight fiber for 3 days to flush out your system? Just one of those things will kill my digestive system.

Imagine what they could have done with the old Holden tooling.

They could hire Tom Cruise as a spokesman.

Delta also ranks first in dumping jet fuel on kids.

The tap water.

“because I’d really just like to own one, single functional vehicle that isn’t being eaten by Fe2O3. Is that too much to ask, car gods?”

Is the bathroom still completely red? My buddy and I would hit New Way for Dirty John Dogs with meat sauce for .50 cents each after getting shitty at the raw bar.

Honda driver will never cut off a trucker again.

“One recent survey found black Americans are twice as likely as their white peers to not participate in the Census.”

Bankers and Healthcare professionals bitching about an overpriced breakfast is delicious karma indeed. Hope they choke on their $27 egg.

In addition to fondling your junk for fun. your confiscated items are part of the benefits package for TSA agents. (Help yourselves, boys & girls!)

Nobody from Ohio knows what “good driving” even looks like. 45mph is not “merging onto the highway speed”. Iowans are also shitty drivers.

“ We take our brand integrity seriously. Now, if you buy a Subaru, we’ll take $250 we added to the price and donate it against your will to some charity to make us look good.”

Does it come with loud pipes?