Sawzall out rust - install flares. Fixed.

Not Guido’s. Didn’t come in a paper bag.

A practical gift option is the same onesie in successively larger sizes or cases of diapers in successively larger sizes. Two things you can count on are that the kid will outgrow everything monthly and will burn through some diapers on the way.

Unless it’s a stripper Pontiac G6, I don’t want it.

OK, Oprah.

When I met my wife, she was living on “the hook” in a 38 foot Chris Craft Commander. She used a 19 foot Rinker skiboat with a 5.0 I/O for a tender. She couldn’t drive stick ( a requirement for me) but the pirate lifestyle made up for it.

“‘It’s the wild colour scheme that freaks me out,’ said Zaphod, whose love affair with the ship had lasted almost three minutes into the flight. ‘Every time you try and operate these weird black controls that are labeled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up in black to let you know you’ve…

Hillbilly lottery winner decor.

They sex up their underage girls to seem older and hire older girls who look barely legal. They’re G rated pornographers.

They make an AAR ‘Cuda version. Or a manual Hellcat 300.

Versa enthusiast.

Illinois is run on the Hunger Games model.

Illinois is so bad, they’ll ding you for skipping a toll if the passenger pays and the money does not come out of your pocket.

“Lookin’ at one right now.”

Recycled 1984  Pontiac Grand Am buttons got old.

Just look at the attractive, round wheel arches. Round = good. Square = bad.

Optimistic. Crazy... but optimistic.

I’ll eat all the Lebanese Lamb Pies you put in front of me.

My old ‘68 LTD had zero driver aides and driving it in the snow in central VT made me a better driver.

Dole Fiero was the best Fiero.