Police departments wash their cars. Meth heads don’t. Keep it washed and you too can part traffic like the Red Sea.

We had the kids “donate” their no longer used/out grown toys to their daycare so other kids could play with them. Before the holidays or birthdays, we pare down the stuff they don’t play with anymore to “make room” for the new things they want.

To the people that have to pass on the right to get around that piece of shit hogging the left lane.

I hope you send your landlord a Christmas card every year. That man is a saint!

I was fortunate to grow up where The Apple Barn was just down the road and we could get a sack of fresh, hot apple cider donuts with cinnamon sugar on Saturday mornings.

I miss the McDonald’s fried apple and cherry pies. You could take your sweet ass time eating your meal and still burn off your tastebuds and mouth roof skin an hour later.

1. Star Blazers??? - The earth is polluted and everyone lives underground. They make a spaceship out of the Japanese battleship Yamamoto? with a powerful weapon in the bow, to find a device/magic in deep space to restore the Earth.

Well, Uber is the friend who will always come pick me up and drive me home when I’m shitfaced.

I think a better way is to just ban no shows forever.

Ford Falcon EV

Volvo: They’re boxy, but they’re good.

I get it. Just busting on you.

But you still have a Prius. Better than a Versa, I guess.

Angel Cardenas needs a beat down. What a fucking clown.

“These devices don’t listen to you unless you utter whatever specific wake word it is you use.”

They also had fiberglass wheel arches for the wider rolling stock.

Sexy Ninja, Masked Jogger & Lego Cops!

Controversy = more asses in seats. Nothing deeper than that.

Airlines today are just flying buses. The rest is what happens when people make choices on price alone.

I-95 from Miami to Daytona has no speed limit as far as I can tell.