I feel bad about choosing the sixers. I’m switching to the blazers.

The NBA needs a “NIT” Hornets v. Heat & Mavs v. Kings for the right for the number 2 draft slot (if they don’t get 1st overall in lottery).  The Celtics would love it, and we get more Dirk & DWade.  I still don’t understand how the “well coached & well run” Heat couldn’t make the playoffs in the East

The truly fun thing about wade in his last game at hone is when they gave him and UD 9 straight minutes of run time. Wade tried to do his signature swipe move and dunk and then even go off the backboard to himself. Neither successful, but shit that was cool. UD went one on one something like nine times, which is nine…

I take a healthy dose of fiber supplement daily. Cup of coffee and a tall glass of water first thing, and 99% of the time I can have a complete and satisfying purge on my own throne before I leave the house.

The GIF party didn’t even mention Jarrett Allen, who is fearless and great around the hoop, will try and block anything, and has a tremendous afro/ninja headband thing that can only be pulled off if you’re incredibly good and cool.

I am so sick of Processors especially now that they’ve cashed in their decade of deliberate failure for maybe a couple of seasons of Tobias Harris and Jimmy Butler. Ostensibly intelligent basketball-knowers still think that Hinkie-ism is the way of the future. What success have the Sixers had? Show me one argument for…

D’Angelo Russell making the playoffs while the GALAXY BRAIN front office of the Lakers sits home again is one of the most heart-warming stories of this NBA season. 

You can’t stop Joel Embiid. You can only hope to contain him.

Ketamine saved my life when I was wounded from a firefight in Helmand Province in July 2013. Its used by US military combat medics/PJ’s/ etc. to treat soldiers/marines/sailors wounded in combat, mostly when they are being medevac(k?)ed from the battlefield to the closest FOB (forward operating base). It’s safer than…

Professional players wanting to explore “the market” to get maximum money for their talents: traitors.

Your sense of humor is so black, it makes Miles Davis look like Edgar Winter.

This is why Deadspin is one of only like six websites I visit daily.

Fuck man. I know this is the internet and all...

Fuckin’ wow. Jesus Christ. 

If only the shooter had been as accurate as Russ...

RIP, Nipsey.

Well, he's definitely a favorite in the long jump to an irrational conclusion, and a good bet for the 50 meter dashing my hopes for this country's future. 

Maybe if she’d gone to public school she wouldn’t be so fucking stupid

Are you sure it's actual se, you're having with your wife? Without a fixed external reference, like say, porn, how can you be sure? 

Don’t these people know better than to get on a bus with Keanu Reeves? 

I’ve been thinking about the best way for awhile, but as you’ve mentioned, there are inherent problems with calling him out as well. First and foremost, I’d need the blessing of my SO, because she would most assuredly be looped in at some point. That’s asking a lot.

Let’s say she says go ahead. Alright, even though I…