As a woman this gives me the nausea.

THE CHOICE IS MADE

Now I can’t stop thinking about the what ifs of:

I’ll be honest, I think about this scene every time I chip poop stains off a toilet bowl. It makes me feel like I’m basically volunteering for the Peace Corps when I clear the bowl.

I don’t know if I’m impressed or horrified that you had this at such quick disposal, but I’m definitely something.

You are a good man.

And so troubling when it doesn’t work...

Nah, I’m Banquet for life. Two of those combined are 700 cal, 48% from fat (38g), 0g trans fat, but still 24% of my daily fiber. https://banquet.com/pot-pies/chicken-pot-pie and look on in horror, but less horror than Marie Callender.

This is some serial killer shit

You could write for Inadequate Man

Re: Buchanan — 

Just looked up the nutritional facts for one Marie Callenders Chicken Pot Pie and brother, you are eating 1,334.80 calories, 56% percent of which are coming from fat, 82.8 grams. Dieticians will urge you to eat less than 2 grams of Trans fat, you are eating 4. The good news is that you’re consuming 24% of your daily…

yes.

Chicken pot pies are not bullshit. Sure, if you spent $5 on a Marie Callender one that takes an hour to bake, la de dah mister moneybags, but the real trick here is to get the Banquet chicken pot pies, you know, the ones in the red box that are five for five bucks if not cheaper.

Utah is a beautiful state. Pity about the people.

you can kill people in hockey?

Westbrook is a completely stacked athletic marvel who would absolutely whip the shit out of Mr. Keisel.  I pull you out of the grays to say as much, and in hopes of a good ol’ fashion pile-on from others.

Ex Band Geek here. I ask you, Mark. Next time you’re in a room with even 5 other people. Ask them all to count to 10 in their head and then clap once they get to “10". I would bet you $100 you get a cascade of people clapping at different times.

If only she could change into an actor with more an emotional range beyond the simple A to B. It’s like watching Hayden Christensen grow breasts.

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single.