Texas senator Ted Cruz, who is a Rockets fan, condemned the NBA’s stance on Sunday. “We’re better than this; human rights shouldn’t be for sale & the NBA shouldn’t be assisting Chinese communist censorship,” he wrote on Twitter.  {Guardian}

Jesus Christ I can hear the Sam Adams in that comment.

Nobody star this.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

How very Trump-like (read: racist) of you. “Cortez. I call her Cortez because I don’t have time to learn her whole name.”

Thank you. I withdraw my troops suggestion.

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

#6 needs to be somewhere closer to 1000.

Dear Penthouse,

This is why no one likes The Rockets.

Has a team ever become more justifiably despised while accomplishing so little?

If that first fact is relevant, let it be known that the Buffalo Bills finished Top 2 in football playing in 1991-1994 and deserved the Lombardi trophy.

Modern NBA jam would be all mathematics based deep threes and drawing contact fouls. The only possible upside would be Draymond Green absolutely rocketing a pass in a defenders dick and balls.

It’s a lawless zone where social norms can touch you. I’d go as far as to say that the elusive pre-9am, pre-vacation beer is one of the more Elite Beers in existence.

As someone who is always on the move and simply does not have time to sit and watch a piece of chicken marinate for 24 hours, I find that Gogurt is the faster and more convenient option for yogurt based chicken. Just tear open your favorite flavor, and squeeze liberally into a bag of frozen chicken breasts. Give it a…

Could you be more specific?

“I always thought it was the balls,” O’Rourke says when told of Zoller’s firsthand recollection where the pee is stored.

It didn't start well but I ended up taking Drake home. 

I long to taste you tonight.

...the style blog D’Marge writes... The middle bar joins it up with adjectives like: “explore”; “taste”; “kiss”; “arouse”; “devour”; and “caress”