No snark: He seems like a good dad. 

Are you afraid of chaos? If so I suggest you find another tree house bad monkey. I love it.

Wonderful, thanks. My fury has acquired a tinge of righteousness, which has made it infinitely more pleasurable.

Better still! I wish people called me Time Lord at work. 

Imagine Your Boss Is Michael Jordan, And Imagine He’s Angry Enough To Hit You

People say this as if small market teams are run by some Mom & Pop operation on a shoestring budget. Bottom line: there are 30 MLB teams and 585 billionaires in the US alone. If you can’t make it work and stay competitive without creating an artificial means of wage suppression, sell your team to a billionaire who…

From what I read from the outside, there is a lot of Shaq/Kobe level beef potential with Embiid and Simmons. And now you just threw a third combustive element in there. Maybe it works out. Maybe they become more toxic than The Eagles. 

GarPax is not for everyone. GarPax may cause some side effects, most notably nausea, heartburn, migraines, blurred vision, alcoholism, internal bleeding of the esophagus, liver failure, and in some rare cases death has occurred. Call your doctor and see if GarPax is right for you.

You spelled Metta World Peace wrong. Understandable, mistake. FYI Ron Artest is also a valid answer.

I had gone through the efforts of printing out a witty “stop wiping your fucking boogers directly in front of the urinal” sign

I worked at a place with a booger bandit. Someone hung up a sign in front of the urinals saying “To whomever is wiping boogers on the walls in front of the urinals - Please Stop!”. The Bandit supposedly complained to HR and got the sign down, but maybe just took it themselves and whined about it.

Oh! I wondered if you were my friend who had the same boogie issue at his workplace, except there, it was addressed with a company-wide e-mail with the subject line “BOOGERS” and a reprimand and request for improvement. I don’t know what happened after that, neither he nor I were ever inclined to bring it up again.

Because you might laugh and get piss on yourself?

I want to punch the adams apples of every guy who walks into the bathroom and hocks the biggest, loudest loogie he can into the urinal.  Farts happen.  Loogies are purposely generated for no reason.

Hi, Julianne, I’d like to add a few things to the list of worst things to happen in an office bathroom. I work in an office park and share a bathroom with about 10 other companies, you need a key to get in, but frequently find customers/clients of other tenants using the bathroom. Here’s just a little taste of what I…

“I love him like a brother”- Aaron Rodgers

Quite a late entry to the Least Chill Comment of 2018 category, but you’ve got my vote.

“Just be glad he's not into Windex" -Eric Clapton

Start a little early on the sauce chief?

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.