Truly, this is Sophie’s Choice come to life.

lol @ the assumption that I’m from Boston because...I know yinzers are piece of shit garbage people?

Well... he’s a bit choosier with his commercial choices.

And then people wonder why we live in a world of bubbles sectioned off from each other, each entirely sure of their 100% rightness while everyone else is 100% evil and wrong.

You know if you could convince an NBA team to play in an amphitheater you could easily just give away the remaining dates to Phish and Dave Matthews Band concerts, with the occasional Gogol Bordello show for a fraction of what it costs to build a real arena. Plus you’d know where to pick up some acid whenever you…

Buffalo Wild Wings

“An assist is any time I let someone shoot the ball who is not me...on either team.”
-Kobe Bryant

not sure but i’m pretty sure i saw him in the audience at the arsenio hall show

I am sure that rational, well reasoned, and likely the correct statement is not shared by 95% of the USA outside of New England.

I’ve seen someone die on live TV just once. He played politics.

That Apple iPad girl? She’s lying. She knows what a computer is. Don’t play dumb with me, little girl. Typing away on an iPad in a Brooklyn backyard is sucky and you know it. Get a real laptop.

I’m giving you a star because few people bring up the 2002 Bucs when talking about all-time great defenses (even though they should).

He’s black.

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

Hurling is also what these guys in the stands are gonna do after downing a 12 pack of Harp.

I feel like this is one of those articles that was titled with the sole intent of producing one specific comment.

oh man, this guy is going to be soooo pissed when he sees the new Zatarain’s logo

Alabama shows it has a tiny amount of basic human decency left by not electing a child molester to the Sentate by the thinnest of margins.

Working on it

I hope the agent enjoys his ten percent off these contracts. And that he does not smoke all the cigs in one day.