Well, there’s sitting on the stoop crackin’ wise, but yeah, that’s pretty much it for NYC.

KD, upon realization that Boogie would undoubtedly win the fight, promptly teamed up with Boogie in the pursuit of himself.

The thing about Flacco that sticks with me the most is that one WYTS letter where the writer angrily mentioned seeing him with brown socks, tan dress shoes and a black suit.

Everybody from the Deep South pretends like they’re descended from genteel benevolent plantation owners who treated their slaves so well that they didn’t want to stop being slaves, when in reality most of them are descended from degenerate convicts, serial debtors, and literal dirt farmers all too poor to have ever…

Token conservative here. I am absolutely appalled how the Republican party has sold it’s soul over the past year. Trump was bad, this is downright terrifying. How can the party claim to be the “Moral Majority” when they are backing a candidate who may be a serial child molester? It’s not like he took a couple free…

As a Kings fan cheering for both growth and a high draft pick, seeing them push James and the Bronttes to the absolute limit while still notching the L is pretty much everything I could have asked for out of this game.

Starred for your inclusion of Eli with the all-time greats

“Maybe he winds up there doing dribbles while a dude screams into a megaphone next to him.”

During the few years between graduating college and moving out of my parents, if I got shithoused on a Saturday night and woke my parents up when I’d walk in at 3:00am, my dad would drag me out of bed the next morning to go 7:00am mass.

Is there any worse place to be hungover than IKEA?

Referees hate this guy.

You won’t believe why Kevin’s being ejected.

Who remembers the Hakeem V Shaq showdown which was sponsored by Taco Bell? I was waiting for that to settle it.

You obviously haven’t seen The Polar Express. He plays a conductor who lures children onto a train with promises of candy and hot chocolate, and then delivers them to a child molester at the north pole. Since seeing this, I burst into tears any time I hear sleigh-bells. Absolutely chilling.

Ugh, that fuckin movie. It had Patton Oswald, Tom Hanks, and John Boyega and was utter dog shit.

And the 2017 “I Can’t Believe I’m Fucking Doing This, I Was In Harry Potter, Who Are These Imbeciles. I Need To Fire My Agent” award goes to Emma Watson for “The Circle”.

I’m fortunate that I can go in the middle of the day, so I avoid the climbing bros. At that time it’s generally older experienced climbers who’ve been doing it forever, and they’re pretty chill.

This would be a lot easier if you put wheels on it:

Reporter: “Do your team’s struggles have anything to do with the fact that you signed a ‘Big 3’ of Mike Conley, Marc Gasol, and Chandler Parsons to swallow nearly 2/3 of the payroll; that Mike Conley has been injured for half of the season; that this team is so top heavy it makes Dolly Parton jealous; and that Dillon…

I interpret that more as a reflection on Americans and our absurd and outdated sense of patriotism— which is actually just a bully’s misguided superiority complex. The US is a high school quarterback who graduated two years ago and doesn’t understand why the cheerleaders think he’s creepy, while Canada is actually…