Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.

Wouldn’t you know it. Seems like Cardinals have a history of returning to play after what would be a career-ending incident for others.

All of it. White people eat that shit up.

God I wish I had such a quality brand. If I could just wake up every single day and speak with a strong brand voice I would finally be happy. If my image matched my calculated and strategic brand voice and identity, my father might finally understand my brand messaging and convert, completely, to MY brand. I would…

I left a journalism career about four years ago for a white-collar desk job because the writing career wasn’t going anywhere, and as time passed I found that I couldn’t really write anything worthwhile anymore; it was if that part of my brain had atrophied. (Even my comments suck.)

I much prefer no kids at all

It helps that Adam Silver isn’t Nosferatu Roger Goodell

I was so excited just two years ago.

Stop. Just stop this now. I supported Hillary in the primaries and the general, and she lost. Blaming Bernie - or attacking him now to make yourself feel better - is nonsensical and pointless.

Spoiler alert: it’s not going to get better for them. It’s been downhill for them since the Reagan administration, but they keep voting for the folks that ship their jobs overseas, bankrupt their pensions, pull their social safety nets, etc. Asking for sympathy while shooting yourself in the foot really only…

Can we talk about how one man’s presidential aspirations were killed almost totally because of a terrible meme that he’s secretly the Zodiac Killer?

What sane football fan would not want Bill Belichick as their coach? Do you even watch football man? He is arguably the best coach ever in the NFL. You must be eating paint chips with a statement like that.

Enjoy your 8-8 season, nerd.

Man Thinks Sports Team Choice Reflects Moral Decision, Film at 11.

Did you seriously just admit that?

You are going to get a buttload of stars for this scorching hot taek.

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

Even the fish looks impressed.

Billy is without a doubt the worst sportswriter at Deadspin. If you’re not going to fire him, at least appoint an editor. The man has never met a run-on sentence that he hasn’t liked.

Good call. “Things that sound good for two seconds before you actually stop and think” should be the new slogan for the libertarian party