To: Leadership of all Political Parties Big & Small

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This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

No idea how he got a hold of Louisiana Senate candidate David Duke’s speech.

This is good Ninja.

After I get down on my knees and pray, I usually just end it with an “Amen.” His god must be more OG than mine.

I was thinking the same thing. We would have seen so many CAPS

Sendejo did a great Lions fan impression on that play.

No offense, Lindsey, but I really wish this post were from Drew.

I only recently found out people hated oatmeal raisin cookies. Fuck those people.

HAHAHAHA!

Here’s an idea: don’t let it bother you. Why do you care if a few people feel like this is something special and a connection to their dead relatives.

Not that being dead ever stopped Chicago residents from participating in the electoral process.

The White Sox are the fifth most popular team in it’s own city. You should have picked a better franchise to be a fan of if you want the country to give a shit.

The self mythologizing of Cubs and Red Sox fans My comment is fucking insufferable.

As a White Sox fan, go shit yourself, you emotionless fuckstain.

You probably carry a chip on your shoulder because the White Sox are less popular than the Cubs. If you want to know why that is just look in the mirror.

Counterpoint: no one cares about the White Sox

You know who never threw a World Series? The Cubs. Or Red Sox.