He’s fighting the good fight. Our memes must remain pure.

You think you’re triggered? NuddhistPunk is losing his fucking mind

I’m laughing so hard at the turn of events that has transpired within this sole set of comments.

+1's all around!

I’m so goddamn triggered right now

I don’t understand

Tell me more about how to misuse one meme to ridicule another...

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

It’s like Simmons is the villain in a shitty morality play written and produced by Deadspin. “Here’s a clip of Simmons walking down the street and offering orthodox opinions on baseball. What an ass! Everybody boo him!”

The righteous, reflexive indignation aimed at anything Bill Simmons utters or (infrequently) writes these days makes me laugh. I’m old enough to remember when Bill Simmons was nearly universally hailed by those who mattered as the best, most innovative voice for the times as the interwebs came of age. His brand of…

You mean Cortland Innegan.

I wish we could just go back to the time when you had to climb a floating magnet mountain, sneak up behind a flying lizard horse, jump on it, wrap your hair penis around its hair penis so your brains could talk, and then become friends forever so you could defeat capitalism robots with your gigantic blue friends who…

I just walked around with straight arms for two minutes and wanted to kill myself.

Trebek: “A Cleveland esteemer.”

Jamie Collins: I don’t really care for Bon Jovi, to be honest.

I fucking hate the Patriots. I promise the Pats won this trade.

That would be wrong on so many levels. Not least being the challenge itself.

I’d be okay if the NFL threw dildos instead of flags from now on.

Earl just got a little Too Close (you’re making it hard for me).

This guy has a clean reputation. I thought he’d become a cop but maybe he was just considering it.