I made the light wall from Stranger Things

But honestly Rom, fuck Janice, right?

The highlight, right click, “Search Google for ____” move was made for moments like this.

You just made me search “smiling dogs in hats” and it will probably be the most productive thing I do today.

(I walk on stage at a press conference after another long day at the office)

For posterity, as there is a chance this may not last:

Boston Celtics

I mean, going back to last year they have lost their last four games.

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Google turns this up on the kid

Whereas you seem like a joy to be around

As a person who has questioned his relationship with alcohol, especially as I’ve grown older, this scares the shit out of me.

I really like your vibe

You probably have to be a classless hillbilly to take something like wearing a belt with jeans and make it into some sort of masculine issue.

In Wrigley he’d be standing pantsless in the concourse, pissing in a cup.

Speak for yourself

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

If you have to have a belt with your jeans, you need to stop having your wife buy your clothes. Be a man and buy a pair of jeans that fit.

You know you are too old to do that when the response is not offense but rather confusion.

Bet you he likes and shares every single garbage meme about how people used to be more respectful