You seem like someone who is fun at parties. Please give me your phone number so that I can invite you to my next party.

“Beast Mode Adventures” should follow “Mike Tyson Mysteries” on Adult Swim.

Yeah, but if those hockey memes are to be trusted he’d get injured every play.

Sorry, future man. None of that stuff you mentioned has happened yet in 2016.

Even the sign above his head is trying to tell him something.

Thank you! I’ve been telling the same thing to my slaves for years.

Counterpoint: fuck you.

There’s nothing sudden about it. Just like how you’re not suddenly ignorant.

The world doesn’t only exist under your gaze, SalMandini. This is not “suddenly” an issue.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

With the kids?

You think that sounds fun you should try having sex or at the least jerkin on your hog

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Vigilante teen is a strong black principled teen, and we’ve all seen this movie before.

I would laugh my ass off if his name was Luke Cage.

He’s the hero we deserve, but oh god what’s going on in this class that makes us need him right now?

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

How did you even come up with this? The human mind is truly wondrous and depraved.

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