Using a bunch of stuffed animals left all over the place as motivation to beat someone was actually Adrian Peterson’s idea.

Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world, the disarray.
Gronk chooses to see the dick jokes; to believe there is an order to our days. A purpose.

“I think that rich spoiled athlete ought to give all his money to take care of fallen police officers.”

Imagine that! It’s not any one thing, but a combination of a few things!

Truly senseless. How many Grimaces were slaughtered to make that field?

Antonio Cromartie is most concerned about the homeless children, because there is such a high probability that they are his.

Despite the reputation Cromartie is pretty woke. He often refers to his latest child as the 13th amendment.

“Ciara is pregnant and is so excited to be a mom,” one source told E! News. “Russell [Wilson] would like to have two to three children. They both would like a big family. Golden Tate is looking forward to lots of sex with Ciara.”

How about you just don’t read the posts that don’t interest you? Perhaps go for a walk and yell at some clouds instead.

Well folks, it finally happened. The NRA warned us all but I didn’t believe them. Last night as I was watching the debate there was a knock on my door. This startled me since I didn’t buzz anyone up. Maybe it was a neighbor who needed something? I ask who is it as I check the peephole and it was President Obama! At…

It’s just a little Greco Roman Wrestling!

Enhance. Stop.

Oh man I love you. I was waiting for this.

Some things the Republican party needs if we would ever like to win another election.

I promise you PROMISE YOU, that Trump cheats at golf. I have never been more convinced of anything in my life.

I dunno. He comes off as a guy who likes to get drunk and start showing off his gun collection. Pass.

This list should be Jerry Jones typed 32 times. You know that guy gets into some shit when he’s drunk.

You must not be a 30 something lawyer with kids, like half of the Deadspin readership

Is there any other website or place that uses “butt”as a general indicator of quality? Don’t get wrong, I love Deadspin’s butt designations- it’s simple, intuitive and catchy. Fitzpatrick is indeed butt and he is not alone in being butt. I just don’t want to be the weird guy who says “that’s butt” and get back a…

I agree! Fun fact- in almost all of my Facebook pictures, I’m doing the finger guns. I like to have a different pose than everyone else, it makes me stand out.