Reporter: “Do your team’s struggles have anything to do with the fact that you signed a ‘Big 3’ of Mike Conley, Marc Gasol, and Chandler Parsons to swallow nearly 2/3 of the payroll; that Mike Conley has been injured for half of the season; that this team is so top heavy it makes Dolly Parton jealous; and that Dillon…

The NFL has never felt less vital.

I’d bet all the money in my pocket that Gronk gets these confused when reading comics

Yeah I’d say the ratio of Burfict’s dirty plays to Green’s is 3-1.

In the last three jobs I’ve had my habit of throwing around chairs and lobbing profane and grave threats at middle management have resulted in HR interventions- resulting in disciplinary actions up to and including termination

Starting at 3:00, it’s around 30 seconds of yakety sax chaos

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

I haven’t been to white Thanksgiving, but I bet it SSUUUCCCKKKSS.

Their contact began, Allen said, after Coleman catfished him by pretending to be “a number of attractive women interested in Ray Allen.”

Kyrie better be careful - if they keep streaking like this, they’re bound to run right off the edge.

Elway clearly needs to institute a policy of mandatory apples and sugar cubes when players perform well, that should take care of it.

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Brad Stevens is the best coach in the NBA. Sorry Pops, but the torch has been passed. The way he develops young players is nothing short of incredible and shows why draft position is secondary to player development when it comes to team building.

I already liked Jaylen Brown, but after watching the 1v1 video, I’m definitely a fan.

Well deserved. Peace.

Goddamn man, why are there so many people just acting like they want to feast on this man’s grief?

I laughed way too hard at this.

I don’t understand. That story was written as though there are Dunkin Donuts toilets that are not clogged.

I interpret that more as a reflection on Americans and our absurd and outdated sense of patriotism— which is actually just a bully’s misguided superiority complex. The US is a high school quarterback who graduated two years ago and doesn’t understand why the cheerleaders think he’s creepy, while Canada is actually…