Yeah. I imagine the presence of the Pork Belly sandwich will lead to an upcoming Poop story in a future installment of this column.

*takes shot of Wild Turkey 101*

The fridge would be way down on the list because the most shameful thing you can do in front of the fridge is overeat...

That was a long journey with a disappointing end.

Simms, Deion, and Bill Cowher are all full of horse manure. Last night, the latter two were complaining that Kaepernick wasn’t demonstrating the proper passion for football needed to be a starter. Was ready to throw some shoes at the flatscreen, but remembered that I paid for it.

That is by far the funniest thing Larry the Cable Guy has done.

In that Twitter video, at 0:06 I swear to god I thought somebody jumped to their death or threw a kid onto the field out of excitement.

I think this is literally the only time where it’s okay to ask a Juggalo what their opinion is.

As a strong people with a proud culture, they’re frankly offended at this blatant appropriation of their traditional dress.

this is never the correct take

Vinegar strokes = great band name.

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Yeah, the worst-case scenario is him limping through the season, and killing his long-term career prospects so that the Bills can miss the playoffs at 7-9 instead of 6-10.

What kind of doucehbag wastes venison? He sounds like a shitty hunter in addition to a shitty roommate.

I’m so ridiculously thankful to have attended college before social media existed.

+0.75

This is why I read the comments section.

Pictured: Skip Bayless

I saw Dee Gordon’s home run Monday and became convinced there was a God. I saw Tebow’s home run today and began to rethink that position.