You’re just mad you don’t feel the vibrations any longer....

“And THAT’s how I got the screen name Hollow_Log.”

Back in the day (more than 15 years ago) the only time I was interested in other people’s undies was when this one chick would wear her thong and sit at the computer in such a way that you could always see what color it was. We called her Punkin and she thought it was the cutest thing. It was because of her orange…

“A MAN IN MY POSITION CAN’T AFFORD TO BE MADE TO LOOK RIDICULOUS!”

finally someone will defend my right to wear underwear that is just one very long pasta noodle wrapped about my mids (midsection)

I thought Drew possibly wrote that article for GQ, then realized he probably wears diapers.

I don’t actually want to see him shitting on Goodell, but I’d tune in to watch Al Michaels describing the act.

Same here. I quit watching 3 years ago because fuck em.

You have to hand it to Marshawn for telling it like it is. Passing him over isn’t a sound strategy.

Raiders Fan Knocks Out Raiders Fan In Extremely Slow Fight

At least I can use the RG3 shirts I bought as jizz rags. What a beautiful metaphor for being a fan of this team.

Ah yes, the NL Championship Game. Hope they can win that one!

That sound you heard was Drew Magary spiraling down a vortex of sorrow.

CTE is real, folks.

Look at that top photo. Every season as QB of the Jags is akin to four years in office as President. Blake Bortles will be a spry 48 by the end of next season.

We all do because we’re all pretty gay.

Seriously. Nobody wants to take that prima donna bullshit from a guy who goes on to be 2x super bowl mvp. You start to let winners play for your team, and it changes who you are. Chargers never did that and aren’t about to start now.

“a WORST defense, and a WORST team...”

Sure, bro. Sure.

“they have had a worst defense, and a worst team”