I grew up 10 minutes from Acadia and those are quite literally the worst pictures of Acadia I have ever seen. I assure you, its worth the visit.

My pee doesn’t get me drunk.

I am a Pittsburgh native and nothing about the Bengals (not Burfict, not shitnuts Jones) infuriates me more than the short sleeve and tie combo. Who on earth thinks this looks good? Copier repairmen?

Steelers fans calling the Bengals dirty is like Jerry Sandusky calling out the Catholic church for pedophilia.

That discussion of the abortive Tindr date was just depressing. I’m a Niners fan, and I think that man needs to sort his priorities out.

No, it has the Chargers.

Your defensive end: Christ.

I saw Bird in a bar once. He had the biggest head of any human I’ve ever seen.

You have seen a foot... right?

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

One of the most hardest rapin’ safeties in the league!

Can’t believe how much that Greg Jennings play broke him mentally.

There’s that famous Midwestern hospitality.

Must be fun living in a sheltered world of your own making where your own need to belittle people closes you off from the richness of human experience. I bet you’re a hit at parties.

Yeah, but how bout that guy chuggin’ his own cock? Dayum!

It was a rule of mine in my single days that if you can’t fart in front of a woman by the third date, it probably won’t last. Gotta have that comfort level. When my wife farted in front of me on our third date, I knew I had a a keeper.

I was dating my future wife for almost a year and had miraculously not exposed her to my flatus in all that time. No small feat, for I am a gassy man.

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

I’ve gotta figure that the immortal phrase “blowing on my kid's scrod" has triggered more than a few corporate internet filters.