You’re right Drew, if only someone would have talked about the gorilla this week. The lack of conversation about that gorilla was truly appalling.

That’s a weird looking mustang.

16 years makes perfect sense. Let me give you a few other numbers to put it in perspective.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

Who the fuck let you out of the greys?

Yeah you show him. Fucking guy brings a relevant personal anecdote to an internet conversation and expects his useful comment to be accepted at face value. FUCK NO THIS IS THE INTERNET. GET REAL.

Jesus Christ you are a bitter man.

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don’t cut yourself on all that edge bro

I’m going to be THAT GUY STUPID FUCKING YOKEL FROM TEXAS here

glad to see youre letting off your steam via internet comment boards as opposed to shooting people.

Mac n cheese at a cookout is one of the most dicey dishes out there. Unless it’s straight out of the oven, it’s basically just a curdled mess that barely resembles mac and/or cheese. Also, some people make that shit with eggs in it which turns it into a casserole; those people should be arrested.

Pickles? Opinion invalid. No wonder Texas sucks.

It's nice to see the ghost of Prince has already found his calling.

It’s wa’s my phone’s fault’s. Al’so I’SI’S i’s bad.

You can’t feel your legs. You can’t feel your arms. And you can’t really respond. You don’t really know what’s going to happen in the next couple of seconds. You don’t know if you’re going to black out.

For some people, it's about the journey. For others, the destination.

Especially played by a dread-wearing white guy

So I was out on a date with the gorgeous, French, Marc-Andre Fleury and we’re Carl Hagelin over a nice glass of Kevin Porter. Out of no where I have to take a massive Derrick Pouliot. I quickly rush off to the bathroom, thinking this cannot be happening right now, this is not Eric Fehr, I already took my Trevor Daley…