These Barca kits are the highlight of my day.

Howard just saw 1000 years of the poster that was forming and had to take matters into his own hands.

Secret Identity is one of the best modern-day Superman stories. So great.

I was so excited to finally play GTA V when the download finished. I saw a GTA V video of a cat riding a motorcycle, who then jumped off into a drainage ditch. I uninstalled the game immediately and called Rockstar and demanded my money back. Abhorrent.

I know it’s not indicative of ALL of the casuals playing MKX, but I wonder how many of the complainers are too young to have played any ‘90s arcade fighters. (Cue the old man speech)

Ray Hudson will be calling a doctor in about four hours’ time.

I used to be a pretty heavy Soul Calibur V online player. I used to just spam Natsu’s ground pound, run->backflip grab combo, because no one would ever defend it.

I’m surprised you didn’t include the recent (hilarious) on-stream incident where acclaimed fighting game competitor Justin Wong took his Jax online in MKX and proceeded to ruin the day of some kid:

Remind me again why we should go completely digital with our games?

Spammers are just trying to teach people about the real world.

Robomodo is making this game.

It would have been better if he pulled a sleeping bag out of nowhere first, then put them in it.

Meh, I don’t mind it. He ain’t got time for all that fancy shit.

This is an Italian man suing a Japanese company.

Shocking that a guy who used the #1 overall pick on David Carr would be unprepared for NFL Draft talk.

Damn, Whitlock got put in a vacant.

So, honest question: will you actually come back and admit that you got two black people mixed up and casually suggested that an innocent person committed domestic violence because you were SO MAD that Deadspin isn’t ignoring Mayweather’s shittiness, or will you just seethe and hope no one notices?

FUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

Ugh no. The Dark Knight Returns is one of the most overrated comics of all time, and The Dark Knight Strikes Again and All Star Batman and Robin are probably the two worst Batman stories of all time, if not some of the worst mainstream released comics of all time.

“The Dark Knight Strikes Again” was just awful: Post-911 ‘Let’s Roll” fascism at its worst (Miller even admits that fact). Let’s hope he doesn’t drop the ball again.