I’ve got quite a few years of pizza eating under my belt (literally), almost all of which being of the tomato sauce variety, and while I’ve encountered many literally dripping with grease, I’ve never run into one dripping with “juice”.

Probably because so much of what passes for being progressive online is taking ideologically sexy but wildly unrealistic positions and then shitting all over people who don’t match those positions 100%

More cushion for the Persian...

“Why do they call it a Nintendo Playstation 360,000? Because when you see it you spend $360,000 and walk away.”

I can’t help but think that we, as a culture, throw around the phrase, “of all time,” far too casually.

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

I’ve tried. They bitch and moan about friends lists, or other features of steam they think are important. And i’m over here, like you, wondering what the big deal is.

I wouldn’t worry too much about the injured. In my experience, there are plenty of Chinese spare ribs to go around.

FPGA is expensive and most wanted by purists. If you think it’s a stupid price, then it’s not for you.

The sport is called ‘MMA;’ UFC is the name of this particular promotion, and you sound like a boomer. 

Nope. Sorry. Infamous was good, but Legends (Whose DNA still lives on today in the hotly-anticipated Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3) is one of the greatest ARPGs ever.

Jesus, that sounds like a personal nightmare. I fucking hate working for cult like mentality at any office. It’s so creepy, weird, and college stunted. I have to see people for 8 hours. When I am done I am fucking done. I don’t want to have to see you again until whatever time I get in. 

don’t be an asshole

I would venture to guess that vast majority of people who play video games have no idea what a hit box is. You should check your attitude if you want to be taken seriously as a writer.

Sure, be lazy. And then belittle the guy giving you great advice.

OW ME BACK

Well, if he takes more KOs like that, he’ll be a ghost before too long.

Yes.

Well, that’s going to suck the life out of this game...