There's no way he wins this appeal. I mean, who knows more about injuring people while showing no meaningful remorse than the NFL?

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement – none of those options is realistically available to a four-year old child.

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement

Ben Roethlisberger

Seems a little excessive. If they were looking for a big bust, they just had to find the Niners' clipboard holder.

That's a CD case... It came from the Press Kit when the game was released. Allow me to explain hardware limitations that you may hopefully understand.

You could have...you know....not read it?

ExistentialEgg: I disagree!

That's something we had quite a few discussions about as I reported this story, which, as you can see, took a whole lot of time. Ultimately, Stephen and I decided that the benefits of this story are to shine a spotlight on A) just one of many, many people that critics like Anita Sarkeesian deal with on daily basis,…

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

Real hip hop. HA! Let me guess — you're going to give him a lecture on the five elements next?

Teams are probably having trouble finding him.

Yeah but you lost your soul because you sold a Gold Ocarina of Time cartridge.

External partner? Da fuq?! I thought this wonderful magical cloud service they had ready was supposed to make this a thing of the past? Remember, Azure automagically allocates the server space you need?

Xbox members, are you having a tough time matchmaking in Halo: The Master Chief Collection? As you read this message, we're working with our external partner to correct this issue right away. We appreciate your patience in the meantime! We'll update you again when we have more information.

Sonic in smash bros? That was too good to be true, until it wasn't.

Time for some snu-snu.