Whether she can maintain that poise rests in part on whether she can get through adolescence without learning that, at one point in time, tens of thousands of Internet people (to estimate conservatively) imagined her father (who will probably be a pastor by then) to be in possession of a tremendous wang.

“Nah, man, I am a comedian.”

“My husband can’t throw and catch the ball at the same time” -Gisele

Foles now holds a Super Bowl record that Brady doesnt! Most passes caught for a TD by a QB

This is for me the weirdest feeling I have for any Patriots super bowl. It was... fuck it... the best super bowl ever. My inner football fan (appreciates on all the levels the NFL operates on) says this shit is amazing! My pats fan says... lost on a fumble?! By Tom Brady!? I think they cancel each other out.

My wife said something similar. Apparently this one doesn’t hurt anywhere near as much as the Giants loss in 2011.

Pats seem always play with drama in their SB wins and losses, that’s for sure.

Ooh this is good.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

And yet he still threw for 505 yards and 3 TDs without Cooks for most of the game and the Pats didn’t punt once, derp pics and all.

I hate it when this happens! You answer an ad for a car show that wants to locals to show off their awesome rides... And then when you get there they hand you a bikini and 4" heels!

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

Mayo is simply eggs and oil, two ingredients already in pancakes. WHY DOES EVERYONE FREAK OUT ABOUT MAYO IN THEIR FOOD. MAyo is fine people, MAYO IS GOOD*

I am a Philly fan living in Minneapolis, and I am going to steal this line from you (giving you zero credit, so that people will think I’m the clever one) and use it tomorrow at work when the drunken boorishness of Eagles fans is inevitably pointed out to me.

Now let’s see the videos of Minnesota fans pretending to be nice to everybody, while insidiously mentioning the one thing their targets are secretly ashamed of.

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

The rapid charging infrastructure is a legitimate problem that would prevent EVs from reaching 50%+ penetration of the US Market. But they’re a red herring for the near future, since 95%+ of cars are driven well within the typical EV’s range on a daily basis, and as the article notes, many folks can charge at home…

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

“HOLY SHIT HOW DID HE DO THAT?!?!?!”