Thanks to universal health care in Canada, however, the goose is fine. The Eagle, on the other hand, is a low-wage-earning diabetic that can’t get time off from work when her kids are sick. So, you know, call it a tie.

“hymn and ha?” Is this some regional variant? I always see “hem and haw” for this situation.

I love Odell, I try to keep things neat and organized, and I don't think too many people outside of Newark are very familiar with pastor Ron Christian...

I like all HamNo’s stuff but boxing does bring out the best in him.

Best piece you’ve written in a while

My wife said the same thing when I caught her with the UPS guy.

Cecil’s a Bogart.

most underrated comment ever.

Sadly, animal heaven is just a zoo in human heaven.

Somewhere up in animal heaven, Cecil the lion and Harambe the Gorilla are sharing a joint and shakin their heads at all this.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

Hat guy has been trying to catch a foul ball for years but safari can’t manage to get one.

The word “million” decided to take a bathroom break. It’s now back in the game.

Sure, but now it looks like there is a giant clutch disc blocking the way. Thanks Obama.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Do it right, now.

Oh, brother.