The helmet nachos are behind home plate in section 126.

We did my buddy’s bachelor at Wrigley. He was made to wear the empty nacho helmet.

Personally, I’m a fan of Bernie’s ride.

Yes. You get to take the helmet home!

This happened to me today - but without emojii...

Tweeted, then deleted, by Elon Musk:

(Don’t worry Philly, we’re gonna ground into this soon enough)

“Fuck. So close.”

Every blog is my blog.

<drops calculator>

And lucky them, I actually have a baby to punch. Sorry kid, blame the dumbass on the internet.

That’s so amazing that it blew my train of thought!

I was thinking this had to be some kind of record. There aren’t many land masses large enough to challenge Eurasia for sheer distance. Yet, back in Feb 2015, I see a route from Yiwu, China (a coastal city) to Madrid Spain. The article claims that route is approximately 16,000 miles round trip.

If she wants to take the spot of top Sports Baby, she needs to physically fight Riley Curry for it. Sorry, those are the Sports Baby rules. I didn’t make them but I WILL honor them.

If loving Frozen makes you a cute sports baby, Ted Williams may finally get one last hurrah as a Sox mascot.

Adam LaRoche will still be my favorite sports baby.

At age 3, she’s already a better dancer than I am. It’s not cute when I try.

This was much more fun than the time Adrian Peterson and his sports baby did the whip.