My friend’s wife was jealous as hell and demanded access to all his accounts. Then, naturally, she cheated on him, because she only feared what she herself was capable of. And then he didn’t divorce her. I lost total respect for her and most of my respect for him.

It’s a broadly accessible shooter that I have no interest in playing without my friends. That makes it just barely “good.”

Nintendo decided they could make it successful despite graphical shortcomings, and they did. Most gamers do not make that the absolute #1 priority.

One supposes there will be more stuff to use Eridium on soon enough.

I have to remind myself that BL3 content will come out on a schedule just like with BL2. We kinda lost that perspective after playing the ultimate version of BL2 for like 6 years.

Never mind that he killed the first guy by hip-firing a tiny revolver that was smushed into the pocket of a heavy leather jacket. It’s absurd that more than zero shots hit.

“two middling episodes of breaking bad without a reason for existing” sounds pretty right to me. The show already covered the emotional fallout of his crimes. The shot of his escape showed him damaged, but free. At the end of El Camino he is...damaged, but free, but we get to watch one more caper about getting cash. I…

Toss it to The Root or Jezebel, they’ll figure it out.

Her daughter is going to learn an important lesson from this: Don’t get caught.

Visually impaired + wandering across a lane of traffic on foot in the middle of the night = bigger problems than access to Gorditas.

The story is impressive to people who think A Song of Ice And Fire is high art.

The gameplay is a janky mess and the menus could be an adequate substitute for Chinese water torture. Skyrim is balletic in comparison.

You’ll never see anyone praising the gameplay, because the gameplay mostly sucks. You’ll just hear about the world and story, in which case I have a number of books and movies I can recommend instead.

I don’t know, this is such a wholesome game that not even G/O can kill it for clicks.

-openly flirting with scantily-clad coworkers

When I was in high school, my friend’s dad introduced himself as “Dr. [blank].” Even at 16 I was thinking, “Oh fuck off.”

Game of the year.

Yes. The push to transitioning as a panacea, especially toward children, is unsettling. This is a complex and delicate issue and major surgeries and hormone therapies won’t always magically make it better, if “it” is even what we think it is. Changing your body doesn’t necessarily cause your brain to start working the…

The definition of attack helicopter doesn’t even mention me by name!

You obviously don’t write blog headlines for a living.