I think he totally overreacted, too. But he was still right to be pissed. How could your partner not fit in the middle seat? How was the aisle seat the only option and yet still so small that he was digging his knees into the guy’s back? The distance from the front of one seat to the back of the next is uniform in…

And yet you continued to dig your knees into his back, so I guess everyone lost.

Has anyone had a hospital that assigned you a doula or midwife without being asked? That happened to my friend and they just fought the whole time. As labor reached the 40th hour due to some physical issues, my friend decided to just go for the c-section but the doula objected because “none of my girls get…

Well since you decided your partner’s comfort was more important than someone else’s, I think it’s fair that you live with that decision.

Hold on. Why didn’t Partner move to the seat behind the empty seat? If he’s already grinding up on the aisle seat in front of him it’s not like it can be worse.

Also you don’t want your stuff looted by airport staff.

That’s...the best possible answer. I should have guessed that the only reason it exists is to avoid food waste.

Also anyone who chooses dried up egg foam over whipped cream is a mystery to me.

“Also I’d normally dump the bill, disappear for 10 minutes, come back for your card, disappear for another 10 minutes, then bring your card back for a big tip. But since I wanna go home now, could you kindly hurry up?”

Only in food service is the customer expected to serve the vendor.

The shit you put in pies is the shit we put in hot dogs.

The only thing meringue is good for is stopping me from eating a whole pie’s worth of lemon custard at once.

Urgent notice: The the syrup you drain from your fruit should be put in a cocktail immediately.

Anything that saves me from dictating an order is good. A phone app doesn’t glaze over and forget everything after the second word.

I guess I was sick on White Kids Only Flight Lesson Day.

Stop complaining about this and write to your elected officials about something important instead.

Bad things can be important too.

For as much of a following that MOBAs get, they still seem kinda niche. I don’t think I agree that the rest of the industry is waiting to see what they do next.

My most /played in the 2010's would be World of Warcraft and I stopped playing that in 2015.

Just remind me which of the four spells you’re weak against and this will be over in a jiffy.