I think the list is more about influencers, not the ultimate expression of past influencers. In terms of raw quality, though, it’s an easy top ten.

The last sequence where you get the you-know-what somehow managed to surprise me, and it should not have, but I was delighted all the same.

The problem with Witcher 3 is the stuff you never hear anyone praising, namely, anything that actually qualifies it as a video game. The controls, menus, and combat are trash. I’m sure there is an profound artistic experience in there somewhere, but if I hate the act of playing the game, I will not see those things.…

Oh god, you’re right.

It should not have taken this long for me to learn that lesson, but I have.

I can hear tumblr howling into the void.

As a married parent I long for the days when nobody else was in my fucking house.

I went there this weekend! I just now woke from the diabetic coma!

But it’s cool if my gender is eggplant, right?

Should I just sell the iPhone that I am required to have for work but that work won’t pay for?

Your parents sound like my sister and her husband. My dad can and will pay for whatever you want if you ask, and they do so liberally. And they even have lots of money of their own! They hit him up for literally any expense when it comes to their son, but spend freely on shit like gratuitous house remodeling and buying…

Stop telling millennials to invest. There is nothing to invest. Instead maybe you could try to stop gouging me at every goddamn turn?

I’m bad at negotiating, too. I don’t feel like I have any power in situations like that, especially with cars, which is exactly what they want. I kinda got hosed on my last car lease because it was my third with that dealership and I just trusted them, but I should not have.

You also missed out on credit card rewards. Since you’re so budget-conscious, they would have been paying you to use the card.

I don’t have a budget either, because it seems like every month there is a unplanned bill for something. I try to keep groceries and utilities reasonable, and afford myself no regular luxuries, but that’s about it. Not much sense in keeping a ledger when real life isn’t going to stick to it.

So is “not racist enough” now the go-to complaint for this network’s fiction reviews?

That dude 100% does not know what a Sri Lankan is.

Apparently the CBA dictates each blog’s purview and pretty much gives corporate final say on what gets posted. So when Deadspin refused to stick to sports, it was in violation of their negotiated promise to stick to sports.

Oh god, looks like this will be another classic overreaction by the Root!

Yeah, I think the setting of Diablo has always just been a skin on the loot grind, which is fine by me. I really got into D3 when it came out on Switch with everything. Ultimately my only problem with it is that the set dungeons made you do the complete opposite of what you were grinding toward, and it killed my…