2.5 hours on a big game has been about the standard battery life since the beginning.

That’s my solution to joy-con drift, too. $8 and a YouTube video later, fixed joycons.

Thereabouts I believe. I feel like I’m coming to the end.

How about the power...

I want to amend my previous comment: I’m 34 and I’m currently full of purples and oranges. I haven’t equipped a green in a dozen hours. Right now the drop rates are nuts compared to BL2.

My friend who is relatively new to Borderlands said the only thing he didn’t like about BL3 was having to constantly compare numbers on guns. I had to break it to him that this was about 50% of the gameplay.

Getting plant-based fast food to save the planet is a half-measure if I ever heard it. If you actually want to make a change by adjusting your fast food habits, you don’t patronize BK or its ilk at all.

How about the power to kill yak from 200 yards away...with MIND BULLETS.

Naw it’s the power to, uh, catch a...a child’s toy. Fear him?

I don’t know what tomato means, and at this point I’m afraid to ask.

BL3 has the biggest and most wide-ranging gun variety out of the four games. I’m not sure what else you’re looking for out of a first person shooter.

I’m level 27 and I’ve had 4 or 5 orange drops. The problem is that the oranges have been so specialized and situational that I’ve passed them up for older purples (which are in greater supply as well). So overall I’d say the rate of orange drops that are true upgrades is about the same as BL2.

“Anyway, Borderlands 3 came out, 7 out of 10 I guess.”

I had an Impossible Whopper, and I liked it. But if it’s not any healthier, and I want a Whopper, I’m going to get a real one.

I’m genuinely surprised this wasn’t mostly a review of Randy Pitchford.

RATCH PALS FOR LIFE

I want to lodge a formal objection and nominate the Anderson tweet for Best Tweet Ever. Such a glorious unintentional self-roast needs to be preserved for future generations to appreciate.

And on top all this, money is imaginary anyway.

Turns out “You have to eat your vegetables!” is not the best slogan!

If we did that, no Republicans would vote for us!