If you wanna do that, just price out all poor people. I’m not sure how “upscale” this seafood place really is if they’re posting house rules of any kind.

This isn’t filed under Jerk Week, but it should be.

But how can I be a hero if there aren’t any victims?

I should have known when the white guy made it clear he thought “black” was a bad word.

Hey, some day, the whitebread internet commenters here will finally win justice on behalf of working class people of color who we’re pretty sure are oppressed and helpless, or at least they should be!

My god, this whole post.

Maybe not if they were currently turning a profit, but now they will probably bleed out before they can outlast the competition as originally planned.

Yes! I my gunner relies on Torgue shotguns for splash damage. There’s even a ton of variety within the manufacturers—the shotty I have now is basically a grenade launcher, and not in a shitty, useless way like they were in BL2

That’s nice, but Uber didn’t disrupt the taxi business because of luxury options. I’d put the convenience of the app way over the quality of the vehicles in terms of Uber advantages, but neither would be enough if it wasn’t just cheaper than taxing a taxi.

Thank you. The standard is “Did the plaintiff say the thing right regardless of whether any of it is true or provable?”

The price is the main selling point of Uber. If Uber and a taxi are the same price, I’m picking the one with more insurance and an actual license to do the job. That will destroy Uber.

Oh god, I was just today trying to find a decent mobile game to play at work, and it looks like I’ve found 50.

I know in broad strokes it’s the story about Jack taking over Hyperion, but even the broadest strokes of the narrative arc have utterly vanished from my mind.

Cow’s milk = bad.

Actually the goal is to find every little thing wrong with Borderlands 3 because it’s not (and I hate using this phrase but I can’t think of something more fitting) politically correct to say good things about Randy and Gearbox right now.

I’ve played through Pre-Sequel three times and even now I don’t remember what the story is. Jack is there, so are some Eridians? The end.

They need to remaster Morrowind, unreliable direction-givers and all.

By this metric, Tom Brady is tied for most Super Bowl rings at zero, so let’s go with it!

I am happy that Borderlands has barely changed.

That normally would irritate me too, but RDR2 was something special. It forced immersion and was a better piece of art because of it, but it was not a game that was worth playing in half-hour chunks because it took so goddamn long to do anything. If the world and the story don’t grab you, those issues would definitely…