The proper way to hold a cat is to not hold a cat and just politely say “good day sir or madam” and go about your business but keep your eye on the little bastard because fucking cats.

You mean in the butt right.

Jesus Christ, my kids watch Daniel Tiger and I can barely make it through any given episode.

What little self-esteem I have was put there by Fred Rogers.

Spot on about Boris. I’m not gonna see the movie, but he was supposed to be the wacky supporting character that seemed so out of place in Theo’s dreadful life. Sounds like Wolfhard got him right, and the rest of the movie is wrong.

Good job, Pete!

It’s fun, but better if you’ve already played Tales From The Borderlands.

This is petty, but I don’t like Chibi Link to the point of not wanting to play this.

Pinky: What are we going to do for National Video Games Day, Brain?

Lots of “serious” gaming writers and commenters have been panning BL2 for the same reason for years. But they are wrong, and they can keep taking themselves super-seriously in their super-serious online competitive shooters for all I care.

I hear you, but I don’t think any player or developer will have much sympathy for a “gets a little stale after 20 playthroughs and hundreds of hours” argument.

I don’t watch e-sports for the same reason I don’t watch real sports.

Why would anyone pay a chain premium for wings? The ones from the pizza place or sports bar down the street are just as good.

Couldn’t you already do this by going to the history of other devices?

Did they fix the connection issues yet or is Rockstar still telling us to just fuck off?

I liked the two-thirds of 11/22/63 that were actually relevant to its own premise. The middle third when he just fucked around Maine was useless. He plays into the fiction that longer = smarter, apparently to his benefit.

I like that Fall Out Boy will be there, their set will be a good time to hit the bar.

And while we’re at it, needing to be alive to order fast food is ableist against dead people!

Yeah, tips and tricks are only handy if you give a shit, and if you give a shit you probably don’t even need a specific regimen in the first place. You just manage to not be late.

I think this all begins with starting to give a shit that you’re probably wasting someone else’s time by being late.