To think that from like 2014 to 2017 I couldn’t find one damn good thing to play. It was all Call of Duty and MMO’s. Then I got a Switch and its trove of ports and indies and then all of a sudden Xbox stepped up its game on the AAA side right at the same time. Even if nothing new came out after this fall I feel like…

You’re forgetting your ceremonial replays of Link to the Past and Super Metroid on Switch, as required by the Old Laws.

Dear Salty, I refuse to do math, can you do it for me?

I was not serious. I am sorry that Poe’s Law rules the day around here. I agree with you.

uh

The answer is at least one, by sheer probability, and that alone will fuel the gun owners’ arguments for all eternity.

Borderlands got a gut fulla dynamite and a booty like poooow.

I have played BL2's story over and over and the dialogue has never bothered me. I giggle at “Butt Stallion” every. damn. time. Some people hate fun.

“forgettable story and villains”

Don’t care. Preorder is on the books. I won’t read reviews anyway because I am a good consumer. I am the problem.

And I enjoy Miller High Life! In fact, I enjoy lots of stuff, even the occasional IPA. But IPA is Baby’s First Good Beer and said babies need to shut the hell up.

The Democratic cycle of self-defeat is perpetual. It’s only a matter of time before we disqualify all of our own candidates, culminating in a GMG hit piece about how Elizabeth Warren eats commercially-farmed meat.

This kind of pearl clutching is why we lose.

But now Spider-Verse does count, so I fully expect any sequel to be trash.

I’m on the side of the company that makes good Spider-Man movies.

I’m coming to terms with the approaching reality that the MCU is just over. New Doctor Strange and Thor will be fun, but that’s just gravy on the meat and potatoes of the Infinity Saga. I’m working on building a blu-ray collection of all the movies and I’ll just leave out Far From Home since it’s just setting up for…

I think I’ve achieved the second level of beer snob in that I think IPA enthusiasts are tasteless barbarians.

Why spend time making a complicated beer when you can just throw in a triple-helping of whatever cheap hops you have lying around and sell it for $9 a pint?

Had I not a wife and children would (rightly) judge me harshly, I would spend a vacation day on Borderlands 3.

You’re forgetting that making people work for money is LITERAL SLAVERY.