I went to the BK drive-thru this weekend. I pull up to the speaker:

We had friends who were terrible about putting their kid down. Bedtime was basically whenever mom got bored or frustrated, and dad (yes, it was always dad) would have to lie down on the floor in the kid’s room until she went to sleep. It would take up to an hour. Then if mom got bored again, or if the kid made the…

Ugh, teething is a whole other animal. Good luck.

They were! He was just playing too.

It also helps to establish that “bedtime is bedtime” as soon as they are able to sleep through the night. What they do when they get in bed is largely up to them—my 4 year old in particular likes to read (“read”) with his flashlight for a few minutes—but there is no compromise over when they are to physically be in…

Well, soda certainly doesn’t help you live longer.

The answer is whatever gets dem sexxy clixxx.

Don’t attribute to malfeasance what can be explained by simple lack of interest on the part of the girls.

I think it might be vaping.

Every night before bed I ask my kids what their favorite part of the day was.

Amen on the Amex. Never mind that the bonus covers the first two and a half years of fees, you’ll make $95 in cash back toot sweet if you use it for everything. I switched to that from points and I’m sure I’ve made as much cash in the past year as I did in points value in four years.

Amen on the Amex. Never mind that the bonus covers the first two and a half years of fees, you’ll make $95 in cash…

Short version: people are lazy idiots.

Bud Light - Shit beer for people with shit taste, just like you!

Yeah, this one seems botched. 

I hate dictating orders. They want you to order fast, but they also can’t process more than three words at a time. So you either frustrate them by going too slow, or confuse them by going too fast.

I would hope the diagnosis software gets more sophisticated than referencing Web MD, because that’s all I’m envisioning with that. Everything is cancer!

Wawa makes you punch an order into a screen and it makes the experience so much better. They didn’t even have to cut jobs for it—the same number of people make the food, you just don’t have to take up everyone’s time dictating it.

“Epic is trying to start a monopoly!”

If you’re lucky they’ll add all the fees at once instead of emailing you every three days about a new one.

Is there still a big griefing problem?