I mostly agree with you, but my one exception is when I go to the movies. The sweatpants make that experience a lot better.

Now all those texts I was getting make a lot more sense.

As someone who lives in Raleigh, I can tell you that State fans are the saddest group of people I’ve ever met. They are so used to failure that they literally never allow themselves to be optimistic. It’s not that they look at the glass half-empty. The glass is shattered on the floor and they’ve already slipped on the…

Except you may have the money to do cooler things in your 40s.

A lot of “cord cutters,” including myself find some cheaper alternative like SlingTV. Maybe we’re no longer cord cutters, but there isn’t much worth recording on basic broadcast channels.

A lot of “cord cutters,” including myself find some cheaper alternative like SlingTV. Maybe we’re no longer cord…

It only works with OTA antennas unless I’m missing something. ... No thanks.

It only works with OTA antennas unless I’m missing something. ... No thanks.

Getting old sucks. The people dying now are people I know, enjoyed and was aware of in some way. It sucks. Mortality sucks.

The initial point is still valid, no matter how stupid his examples were.

Can we please move The Concourse out from under Deadspin? I would prefer to come to Deadspin for, yanno, drunk Gronk videos and butt fumbles. Please, and thank you.

Is he comparing Paul Ryan’s hand size with his own in that photo?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HECK YES. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. WOOOOOOOOOO. YES! YES!

This is spot on. Well said.

I’m not seeing the steady drum beat, pardon the pun, chastising the Cleveland baseball team for their mascot anywhere. Why, when they’re on the biggest stage in baseball, aren’t people talking about this like they do the Washington football team?

Can Goodell please step down? There’s a lot of mistrust with the NFL and it’s really deflating its public standing.

Kobe has never been as happy to be out of the league as he is now.

He’s not good at getting along with the reporters, but they ask a bunch of dumb questions. There wasn’t one smart question in there. Not one.

Sooo... when are we getting this “Trump: The RPG”?

I respect you as a man, Steve.

As a white guy, the only racism I’ve probably experienced is on the basketball court with strangers. I’m not great, but I’m OK. I usually get one chance and if I fuck it up, I never get the ball again. I could be open for the corner three and my hands are up, and they’re like, “don’t shoot”.

Obviously Colin Kaepernick is going to read this and support for Chip is going to grow in the locker room because of it. The 49ers are gaining steam, and pretty soon they’re gonna get better - maybe even good again. I see what’s going on here. Deadspin is obviously in it for the 49ers. Stop spreading this stuff!!!…