It’s also the film that taught me it’s ok to talk to creepy old loners, in case you need someone to save you later.

Imagine being TOO racist for Reddit/Twitter/Twitch etc. 

You have stumbled upon the business plan for literally the entire right-wing media. Just look at the snake oil that InfoWars is selling, to huge success! These are the rubiest rubes to ever rube, and its nothing more than a wealth extraction operation to the people at the top like Alex Jones.

If I ever see this guy on the street I will punch him in the face. Home Alone 2 is a masterpiece of slapstick comedy. I have never and will never laugh as hard at a movie as when Harry whimpers “no...” as that huge pipe comes tumbling down on top of them.

Man, that Santa looks ready to sing in a outlaw country band...

Counterpoint: Home Alone 2 had some rather great traps so it’s forgivable. The first is better though.

Hey gang, do you want a fun Christmas movie that doesn’t feature President Fuckup? If so, I recommend the 1988 holiday smash hit Ernest Saves Christmas, which is non-ironically watched every year in the Bart Fargo household.

So, if I were to invent a bitcoin alternative for these folks, take a lot of money from them, then shrug my shoulders when the market “crashed,” that’s fraud right? Asking for a...me. I’m asking for me.

I remember walking out of Home Alone 2 with my mother and she had two things to say about it: first, it wasn’t funny that Marv got electrocuted. Second, don’t talk to pigeon ladies.

“You’re what the french call les incompetent.”

I doubt true WASPs would allow any of these people within a hundred yards of their country clubs, let alone choose to mate with any of them.

Lost in New York? The streets are numbered. How’d you get lost in New York? It’s a grid system, motherfucker! Where you at? 24th and 5th? Where you wanna go? 35th and 6th? 11 up and 1 over, you simple bitch.

Well, he’s already internalized the lesson not to hit other boys because he knows if he hits them, there will be consequences.

Yeah, it’s more to do with how we build people up in our minds when we don’t have much to go on besides texts. I think that women are maybe able to talk about the relatability of it a little more, though, because, as you say, a guy isn’t going to say, “Yeah, you wouldn’t BELIEVE how many women have disappointing sex…

Yeah, right before lamenting how men are taught to not hit women.

How could a man read that and say, without irony, that ‘it happens to him all the time’ and that he is constantly just getting used? Yikes.

Wait, did that guy mean that as a negative? So he would feel justified endangering a woman if not doing so might hurt his feelings?!?

“But we live in a world where women’s safety is more important than men’s feelings”, said like that’s a silly thing.

“Well. This is my house,” he said flatly, pushing the door open.