The end point is the end of the Republican party as we know it. Remember, the only way a republican can win an initial presidential election nowadays is through the electoral collage. They are a dying party (even if it feels differently); in the long run they are toast.

Bite your tongue!

He’s waiting to date her AFTER the election (but only with her mom’s permission!). Roy Moore reminds me of a religious leader in a cult (who inevitably start molesting teen girls).

If Jones does pull out a win tomorrow, you can bet money that cries of voter fraud will be among the first thing that comes out of Trump’s mouth/Twitter account. Then there will be demands for recounts and investigations into Jones’ campaign as well as accusations of Soros/Hillary/Obama/Pelosi/Deep State meddling.…

I have never wished for anyone to go bankrupt before...but I sincerely hope that you go broke buying drinks tomorrow.

Remember how Trump said he could shoot someone in the street and his supporters would still vote for him? Do every abohorrant, disgusting thing you want Republicans! Your voters think being a Democrat is worse than Shooting someone, Rape, Pedolphilia, Racism/Defending Slavery, Hating Women, Compulsive Lying...and…

Ya gotta keep the faith ladies and gents. We’ve had unexpected success recently and maybe this built some momentum. I try to hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

I’ll buy everyone drinks tomorrow if he loses. EVERYONE.

Yes, but in his mind, he’s saying, “Mmm, come back for the mid-terms, darlin. Then we’ll talk.’”

After getting her mother’s approval, I’m sure he did.

I want to believe, but I just can’t get my hopes up anymore. Moore will almost certainly underperform any other Republican Senate candidate from Alabama in forty years, but he’s probably still going to eke out a victory.

You’re more hopeful than me.

I’d just like to point out that on this, the final campaign day before the Senate vote in Alabama, Roy Moore’s last, best argument for voting for him boils down to: “Look! I can be in the same room with a 12-year-old girl and _not_ molest her!”

Pretty low bar, eh.

“Seee? He was with a little girl and he didn’t even try to fuck her!”

“See? I didn’t jump all over this 12 year old girl. I’m not a pervert, can’t you all see???”

I’m assuming someone has called DCFS on that girl’s parents, right? If not, I can. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. I can’t bring myself to watch it, but I’m imagining at the end he was like, “Hey, look! I didn’t touch her once! I’m gonna wait until her mom says I can, just like I always done.”

Did he ask her out?

Here’s a chilling interview does with The Guardian.

In fairness, I’m all for getting rid of the 22nd. I’d vote Obama again.