I bet Bristol wants Atlee to be a successful atleete.

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

Sorry to hijack a Shade Court thread, but I’m so fucking excited about this and I figured y’all would want to see it, anyway. ;) My new tattoooooo!

You kids and your Tweeters and Instaspams and Fumblers and Book of Many Faces. I my day we AOL instant messaged like the good Lord intended, I’ll tell you what. Why, we’d have to be at our desktop CPUs and sit for hours to LOL and BRB ourselves into oblivion.

I think that means one of the the twins is a girl?

Not to be confused with The Price of Salt, which is the name of the Patricia Highsmith novel on which the film Carol was based.

Then you haven’t read my fanfic.

He strikes me as a guy who’d tear up looking at the morning dew.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

New fusion genre : new mom drug addict memoirs! She’s pretty, blonde, on drugs....AND A MOM 😱

How long does it take him day-to-day to put on all of that fucking jewelry? What’s he compensating for?

Appearances are often deceiving but Aaron Rogers does seem like a good, shy dude . So it makes sense that he’d take comfortable domesticity with his significant other over a batshit crazy family drama.

EASY JEAN. gonna buy lots because the crotch blows out in like 2 months but dang makes my ass look *kisses fingertips* manifique.

oh…

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

I’d recommend watching Teeth. Great movie!

Also, “medecins sans frontieres”?? Just say Doctors Without Borders, you pretentious asshat. This was like the physical embodiment of a humblebrag.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Also, this: