My dad watches this show religiously. When he realized yesterday afternoon that new season was starting THAT NIGHT he got giddy as hell. He is usually a dick and we don’t have the best relationship, but this aspect of him always makes me chuckle and think that maybe he’s not an asshole after all (spoiler alert, he is).

Donald’s thinking it over but he’s just not sure yet...

I will only watch “Revenge Body” if it includes an ‘80's-style montage that includes working out, getting a hair cut, and throwing away/burning photos of the ex. Can Kenny Loggins write a new song?

Who’s joking?

The thing about having kids is that you end up programmed to always feel a little sorry for people who have to distract their kids from something they don’t want them to see; even Ivanka Trump.

wow this gritty millennial-friendly reboot of the boy who cried wolf is a must-see

Charile PTHH is ridiculous and I wish y’all would stop trying to make him happen.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

I just can’t.

Another mother, Jasmine Mateen, told NBC that she’s been complaining about Walker’s driving since August. One of her daughters died in the incident and two of her other children were seriously hurt.

Nope. She appeared in a one (two?) sketches during the election but it was an episode hosted by Miley Cyrus.

Hey, but at least we kept that bitch Killary outta office, amirite folks?

I still love, in an evil bitch sorta way, that all Chris Christie really wants in life is to be friends with Bruce Springsteen and ol’ Bruce basically said “nah.”

I would say Rodgers is mailing it in, but apparently no one’s received even a birthday card from him in years.

“While we’re out here throwing “direct shade,” I think I’ll enjoy a nice bowl of piping hot ice cream, followed by a refreshing bone-dry shower and call up the president-elect for a bit of moral guidance.”

Well duh, he’s a boxer. Those are best dogs in the whole wide world yes they are yes they are.

I’ve rewatched 30 Rock already and then my boyfriend put on Parks and Recreation. I’ve been crying a lot. A looot. But it’s cathartic, and my eyes feel clean.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.