I’m gonna just take a moment to appreciate how happy I am that Matthew Rhys won.  The Americans never got enough love but it’s up there with Breaking Bad as one of my all time favorites.  Anyway, my head always nearly exploded when I’d remember that Matthew Rhys was a Welsh guy who was pretending to be Russian who was…

Must google. No idea what’s happening!

I remember the first time a celebrity broke my heart by not living up to the idealized image I had of them in my head. It sucks. That's life.

Is it weird that one of the first people I thought of was Alison Brie? BIL is a creep, yikes. And she and her husband are tied up with him professionally.

“I’m wearing this ring that Jack gave me and I’ll always wear it, because love is a really cool, powerful, eternal thing and it doesn’t have to be defined the way we in Western culture define it as beginnings and ends.”

I thought one of the most interesting questions to ask from previous iterations was “What would you ask the next person?”

Seriously, what the hell?

What’s the most difficult decision you’ve ever had to make?

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?

man it really bothered me, though, to hear the audience clapping and cheering when franco said he supports #timesup and equality. they just took those empty words at face value and the claps and cheers felt like they just instantly forgave him.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

So like ... can I have maternity leave? Affordable prenatal care? Any treatment for my battered lady-bits after birth? Help with childcare? (My parents live very, very far away and I really like what I do for a living.) Will my daughters be able to get jobs where they won’t be harassed by their employers, or is their…

It was incredible incredible incredible. That they both paused and really relished in the coherentness of her reference. And that she nailed the Hamburger Helper one later on really means her brain has finally started to fire correctly. Miles from “Talking to me talking to me. My turn to talk. Neck mole, boobs. Bye,…

Oh, I feel badly for him, too. But it’s an incredibly selfish thing, to prioritize your emotional needs over the needs of someone who tried to take their own life. And if it was just once, that’s one thing, but it’s not. He was told by four people to stay away.

Well, tough shit England, that’s what you get for Brexit.

A hefty FU to the multitudes of Gawker/Jezebel readers who flooded my comment a year or two ago angry because I said this guy’s brand of anti-sexist anti-racist comedy was itself sexist, racist and not particularly funny. I believed the rumors from the start. Also, as a man myself, believe me when i say C.K. is a…

thank god, MAUREEN

Paul?

Oooh I know what I’m having for dinner now, thanks!