I posted this on twitter already but I think this photo is next level extreme and fuels the unrealistic standards society has created for women postpartum.

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

Seems like the moral of the story is that band t-shirts are misleading?

Police: “Freeze!”

Had the same, horrible question.

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

I find the people saying that it can’t be revenge porn because she has posted racy pictures of herself before to be disgusting.

Wow, there are a lot of judgmental douche-canoes in the comments here. Why do you so need to be mourned?

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

Poor Donal Logue. As a dad myself, I can only imagine what this poor guy is going through. Not knowing where my kid is or if he’s safe is the stuff of nightmares. I really, really hope there will be a happy ending and he gets to hug Jade again. I really hope she’s safe.

“Yoplait: I mean fuck, at least you’re feeding them, right?”

Can we please just pay people fairly for the job they do? I’m so fucking tired of tipping for everything. Charge me more so workers get paid more, and take the tip jar away from the cash register. I’d rather pay more for any service than feel that I have to slip workers a few extra bucks because their boss/company…

I volunteer as tribute

I do not why I read this, I can not even afford Vogue magazines.

Jessica Alba has been dead to me ever since she sued The Honest Toddler for copyright infringement, despite the HT blog being established first.

Tiffany Trump is like that girl who adds you on FB (even though she ignored you back in junior high) & has “School of Hard Knocks” under Education. The only thing stopping you from unfriending her is all the awesome drama on her wall.

Pistols at dawn?

I got ripped a new one on here for even mentioning that this remark from Dave was totally fucked up. I’m glad that even he can admit it now.

It’s so fucking hard not to actually hate all the libertarian bros and broettes who said Trump wouldn’t give a shit about marijuana and the war on drugs.

It’s not surprising he doesn’t know how dogs work. They’re a far superior species than he will ever be.