mrsricksanchezlives
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mrsricksanchezlives

Wow never noticed that either!

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

Ted Cruz chickening out and endorsing Trump right before Pussygate is a memory that I cherish.

I mean, if any of them actually took a stand against Trump, think of the campaign they could run in 2020. So many weak, cowardly people with zero vision.

We’ll get him someday!

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

Wow, I’m really surprised.

Grief makes you do bullshit things, I think.

Is it really a memoir or just a really long tell-all/tabloid about all the Bravolebrities and celebs that probably won’t sue him?

Blind item: Jessica Biel?

Michelle Obama, Mother of America has a nice ring to it.

See I’d buy it and turn it into cat jail for when my little butt acts up.

all the stars for you! It made me miss “The Grinder”

OMG. I’m trying not to snort while getting a pedicure here.

Honestly, all these publicists have given me a new found faith in the PR industry.

I really tried to care this morning because drama follows Demi like a shadow but clowns were spotted on my school campus last night and I’m considering moving out of the country because of it.

As a mom in a household that goes through 4-6 boxes of Cheerios per month, I would like to see more ads featuring young white men high-fiving while doing extreme sports.