He would’ve started sending her to interviews in his stead, unannounced and without explanation

Fun Fact: he’s married.

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

Cumberbatch is only hot as Sherlock.

SMORG OR GTFO.

Nobody. The worst choice our office ever made at a Christmas party one year was opting for a sitdown.

AND there will probably be leftovers for the hangover gorging the next day!

Smorgas all the way. Fight me in the comments.

I don’t do resolutions; I just try to learn a new skill every year. Wish I’d started twenty years ago, then I might know how to do twenty cool things by now.

This article will feed Clapback Mailbag pieces for months! There will be a sobbing becky in every Ugg boot! A cavalcade of unhinged rants from every Brad with an email account! At least one Black Republican performing an Olympic-level shuck & jive floor routine! IT’S GONNA BE GREAT!

If you don’t want to be spoken about honestly then don’t do stuff that will reflect on you poorly it’s just that simple. Especially near the end of your life when the people will remember what you did at that time far more vividly than the stuff that you did earlier in life. McCain I don’t feel sorry for I cannot when…

OMG yes that too!

Just coming by to let y’all know that Gravity Falls is like a suuuuuuper good show, and everyone should watch it.

“Where else are you supposed to meet people?” - Tavis Smiley

You clicked a Zelda you mean.

The bombers don’t need an explanation. The interior of the bombers possess some form of artificial gravity, as evidenced by Paige and the release button falling. When the bombs are released, they will also fall until they pass through the force field that was containing the atmosphere in the ship. At that point,…

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

I hoard their balsam and cedar candles every year. I want my house to smell like Christmas tree all year round and no other fir or christmas tree candle I’ve ever had has managed it as well as the Yankee Candle one.

So Sandra Bullock’s doing the eating in every scene bit that Brad Pitt did in the original trilogy? Good, because that’s the only reason I watched the first three films. If someones’ not literally chewing the scenery, I’m not interested. I hope she gets some meaty scenes with like a mile-high pastrami or something…

I use squeeze all the time. It’s natural and easy. If I don’t like it, I could just turn it off.