I’ve never seen stovetop macaroni except the prepackaged variety.What do you do for people who like the slightly burnt corner of the macaroni?

Look the person dead in the face and tell them you only eat human ass, the way the lord intended. Of course this could back fire but hey, everyone likes a good story.

I can’t ever marry because women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.

I have never heard of any of these people. Maybe you logged on to the twinternet by accident? Try turning your computer off and then turn it back on again.

N.K. Jemisin’s books are great and her Broken Earth trilogy is heading to tv -

And of course LeGuin’s Earthsea series, where the majority of people had dark skin, Something that was totally ignored when it was turned into a TV series, of course. The “historical accuracy’ argument might hold more weight if they didn’t pull stuff like this.

I recently got around to reading the “Foundation” series by Asimov. The most shocking thing to me about reading a book that was written almost 70 years ago was the almost total lack of female characters. I was like 100 pages into the first book before a woman was even mentioned! To be fair the women in the books,…

The behavior was not inappropriate because it was “drunken” nor do adults suddenly and out of nowhere create sexual situations with children because they’ve been drinking. So a hearty no to that, Spacey.

Clearly investigators have to crack this case.

1) let’s revisit season 6. The worst monsters are the every day men in our lives.

Precocious Pipsqueak Purloins Prince’s Popcorn

And Ron Swanson.

But there is nothing more dangerous, especially in this climate, than a funny, likable conservative character

“The crime I committed was my rock bottom,” Weiner reportedly saidduring his sentencing on Monday. “But I am truly grateful that it began me on my recovery.”

Oh ho, poor person. They will not have to watch their toddlers. One does not buy a $26M house in the Hamptons and then watch one’s own children. How absolutely plebian.

That’s the fucking rub- Bey and Jay aren’t hiring ANYBODY. Their STAFF does all the hiring. Beyoncé probably doesn’t even know how much her housekeepers make she’s probably so far removed. That’s absolutely mind boggling.

You know you don’t come from money when your first thought is “who the fuck has time to clean that?!” Then you remember the owners pay people for that. All those windows! :O

In a certain sad way, what Gamestop is doing is extremely rational—Gamestop has no future or long-game, so squeezing every penny out of their customers while they still have them is a sound, if immoral, strategy.

Bwahaha! I’m certain that’s what the little cretin behind “WhiteyAfrodite” looks like.