Fuck this Loeb guy all to hell. I usually hate the term “gold-digger,” but he is a woman-hating, misogynist, bullying gold-digger. You know ultimately he is doing this for money, but it’s also to get his rocks off - she left him, but he’s never going to allow her to expunge him from her life. He wants to be a looming…

I bought a house 3 years ago, with the inspections and everything that goes into buying a house these days. Four months into living there I got my first dog. One afternoon a few days into dog ownership I was reading in my bedroom at the back of the house and the dog was barking, like he did when trucks went by or he…

finding ways to do that safely is so out of reach for most.

I love makeup. I am horrible at applying it in any fancy way. Some days I wear some, some days I don’t. I don’t care if another woman or man wears it. Though I’ve noticed if a guy is rocking makeup, he always has skills I completely envy.

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

You don’t think the parents are already doing the best they can? You think what I need when my three kids are screaming is a stranger to step in and start berating me?

That’s a good way to never eat and never get all the way through a doctor’s checkup. If you value punishment over actually taking care of your child and yourself, that’s not good parenting.

Shock is a luxury. No time for luxury anymore. Time to organize, protest, volunteer.

I’m not a huge cry-er. I take things on the chin and move on. I felt such immense pride casting my vote for such a qualified and amazing woman earlier today. I stopped and took the moment in. I immediately saved my I voted sticker.

That, and when you’re talking about substance abuse coupled with anger issues (if any of those things are really true) things become a lot more “real.” Like, you can be a stoner and maybe smoke a little too much and not have that be grounds for divorce or a custody fight - maybe just some marital spats and discussions…

A lot of stuff is more tolerable when you aren’t parents. And then when it isn’t being reflected back to you by your teenage children.

:( I’m sorry that happened to you.

My wife an I always ask each other upon completion of something “Are you Sammi and Ronnie done, or done-done?”

It’s fun and unifying to have a mega-talented entertainer with the broad appeal of Beyonce. She’s our common ground. Our Breakfast at Tiffany’s, if you will! Wanting to be part of something as grand and widespread as Beyonce fandom is easy and completely understandable.

Agree on all of this. And I hate to say that the interviewing delivery and responses were definitely jarring for me, too. If it’s any “consolation” or, rather, context — I’m a lady scientist as well, and this reminds me of some of my lab students’ and techs’ presentation styles. And these folks are super-interested…

Right? Who dates Mariah Carey and expects her to be anything other than Head Diva In Charge?

That closing line is stone cold. Well-done, ladies.

Damn. I scrolled back up and now I see the paint. Thank you!

Yeah, the brain can play tricks on you for sure. It does look oily at first, but if you look hard at all the white streaks on the legs you’ll see that it is just paint after a few seconds.

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”