If you think Gillette is bad, never go to Casper.

Just when I thought I’d found all of the reasons I could to hate Rachel Ray.....”NUTRISH.”

It’s such an awful, shitty selfish choice to drive drunk. You know better. Everybody knows better, but people who do it always think they’re the exception to the rule.

Man, you have a lot of demands. I think, if Im a chick and read this, im like “this is a lot to live up to - fuck that”.

I’m sorry that you weren’t able to raise kids. I wish things had been different for you and your husband. My daughter has a set of triplets in her class and they have two dads. It’s really nice to see how much of a non-issue it is to my daughter and her peers and the school as a whole. And it’s a Catholic school! …

I’m sorry you didn’t get to have the family you wanted.

Well, since the only child you know is a lonely,spoiled, weirdo then they must all be. I’ll tell my daughter to reexamine her full life, and all her friendships. They can’t possibly be real! I’m sure she’ll be crushed. Since you are clearly the judge of all that is normal and healthy. What do you attribute your…

Rude people live everywhere. Mr. Portas and I chose to have only 1 child. People constantly asked when we were having another. After I said we weren’t planning anymore they had no problem telling me how bad for a child it was not to have siblings. That only children were spoiled, socially awkward, blah, blah, blah. I…

Let me get this straight. Man drops some artwork downtown in form of protest. City loves it and permanently adopts artwork. Another artest drops a different piece of art near the first one as a form of protest/tribute and the first artist is now complaining about his copywrite?

I still would. I CAN’T HELP IT.

Been reading the coverage. You think that professional athletes should somehow be, not immune, but spared from debilitating diseases such as MS because they are athletes. They take care of their bodies. They train. They work their assess off to become pros in their chosen sport.

Oh....shit. I TOTALLY FORGOT the “It’s God’s will.” Motherfuckers will say that when babies die. YOU DON’T DO THAT. I don’t care how religious you are--unless you KNOW that that sentiment will be accepted (and you don’t), please don’t say that. It makes God look like the Ultimate Asshole.

A few years ago, a friend and his wife lost their toddler suddenly. It was every bit as awful as it sounds. At the funeral, I gave him a bear hug and we both burst into tears. While we cried, a bunch of unhelpful stuff went through my mind. (“Will our friendship be weird from now on?”)

In retrospect, our bro-ship has…

By the way, C is the only letter in YMCA that is not symmetrical, which makes it the trickiest letter of the bunch. Makes you think.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

I grew up in a household that many in my small town considered “suspect” - my folks had moved there from a larger city, they were voracious readers, my dad did volunteer work with addicts, my mom was a professional - so I fully understand the feeling of judgement and rejection.

mr. biscuit has band rehearsal every Tuesday. I refer to my resulting time at home alone as Biscuit Time. He gets to make music, I get to have Netflix and wine on the couch with the cats and my guitar and without him playing the trumpet in our apartment. Even people who really love each other need time alone. 

Pretty sure she’s human like the rest of us. Equal parts awful and wonderful. Her humanitarian efforts seem authentic. It’s not like she has an Instagram where she she constantly touts her good deeds and sponsors random celebrity products. Her family life has always been troubling and the affair with Brad (ancient…

I read Deadspin for Drew